tweeeeeeeeeeeeet

I hate Twitter was much as any 40-year-old parent would. By all means, please update me via cell phone on all your life's happenings throughout the day -- especially if you're at a Blink 182 concert and Travis Barker's drum solo was totally "tweet" worthy. Teens/tweens that tweet, text (and even"sext") all day long need to have their hands replaced with shoehorns.